We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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