Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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