ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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