Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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