I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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