I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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