And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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