I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
vagina is talking i cant
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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