i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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