dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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