yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We are two peas in an std pod
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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