i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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