I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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