he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
farters have to be the big spoon...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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