your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
