38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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