I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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