I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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