The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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