I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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