Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
