Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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