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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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