how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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