Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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