4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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