I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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