Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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