We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I've blown a few things in my day
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
only if we run a train.
done.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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