I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
foreskin is a definite game changer
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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