if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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