They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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