with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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