I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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