I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The adults are the big ones right?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
