I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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