I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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