your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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