That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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