have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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