Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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