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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.

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• (310): View more from California

  I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

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• (845): View more from New York

  we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".

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• (949): View more from California

  Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed

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• (315): View more from New York

  I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day

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  Who do you have class with??

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  The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal

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  classy

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.

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