do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
