I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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