C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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