i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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