I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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