Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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