well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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