the condom got lost in my hair
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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