At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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