i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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