just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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