Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Randomize
