So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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