I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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