woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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