She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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